"Motherhood never looked so good--right now on Hollywood's Hottest Mom."
Are you kidding me???
So, now not only am I not ever going to be that beautiful supermodel, flaunting a size ZERO with the perfect breasts, the perfect hair, and the perfect clothes...
Now I have to compete with Hollywood hotties to be a MOM?
The statement "Motherhood never looked so good" just pisses me off. I know that is a harsh word for some of you and I apologize if it offends, but being a plain-looking, overweight mom, it infuriates me that even mothers are expected to live up to this Hollywood expectation. Oh and just in case anyone is curious, Gwen Stefani is the 'coolest' mom. So, that's what I have to compete with to be cool? I'm so angry right now. Thanks a lot Hollywood. Now I feel even worse about myself and my imperfect body. Way to go!!! Way to teach young girls that not only do they have a lot to live up to just to be a "beautiful woman"; now they have to meet certain expectations to be viewed as a beautiful mother as well. Well. Done.
Oh and I'd also like to tell you [Hollywood] thanks a lot for making me feel like my kids may as well be dressed in a trash bag since I don't buy them $500 designer dresses or $45 custom high heels. High heels for a three year old? Really?
It's time to watch a little Guy Fieri talking about new dives and have a bowl of ice cream. I'll leave you with this preview...