Friday Funnies - Week 3

What do you think of my new button?

I think it's much more stylish!

This is my third week hosting my Friday Funnies...all by my lonesome. But that's OK! I have cool kids and I like to write about them. So, while the list is short (the kids didn't give me much material this week), I do have a couple of funny stories/conversations.

This one is from a couple of weeks ago that I forgot to post then. There is this woman at school that is called Pitsa. I'm not sure if I spelled it write and I am not sure where she is from. I just know that is her name, and it is I guess pronounced "pizza". So we somehow got to talking about her and actual pizza and Livvy proclaims "And then I'm gonna eat her all up!" We got a good laugh out of it, until Kaleb started to get upset and tell us that it was gossip. I questioned this and asked him what he meant. He informed me that it was gossip because I was talking about her name!

I mentioned previously that my mother-in-law and I went to Victoria's Secret on Mother's Day and left with some "intimates".

When I got home, Abbey asked me:

"What's in your bag?"

I replied:

"Bras and panties."

She walked away shaking her head saying:

"You don't expect that every day!"

**you know, like "you don't see that every day!"**

This next one isn't funny so much as cute and melts the heart...my heart anyway. The kids were playing in the van and Abbey & Livvy were trying to get me to participate in "knock knock" jokes with them. I refused. Livvy decided that she would play with Abbey instead. Here is the joke that I heard.

Abbey:

Knock Knock

Livvy:

Who's there?

Abbey:

God

Livvy:

God who?

Abbey:

God the Holy Spirit

Livvy:

Oooh, that's a good one! That's a serious one.

If there is anyone out there who wants to participate, link up. If not, well, hopefully you'll enjoy my funny kids!

Also, I thought this was a cool idea. You can check it out if you'd like. It's a little less overwhelming than some of the other Friday following memes out there.